Best Answer given by an Indian Citizen:-

My Income Tax return form has been sent back because,

 In response to a question for 'Number of Dependents 

on you?', I replied :--- 

"65% of population who doesn't pay taxes, 21 million 

illegal immigrants, 9,00,000 criminals in over 1382 

prisons and above all 544+ MPs in parliament".

They said, this is not an acceptable answer.

I am still wondering..... Who the hell did I miss out!!.